Many years ago, I learned "Never criticize a Foreigner's accent, because chances are they speak at least one language, better than you". Having traveled to so many places, and observed the gamut of English language skills, I pretty much live by this adage.
But last night I bought a package of "protector discs" (the little adhesive-backed felt discs that keep chairs 'n stuff from scratching the floor) last night. [The owner of my condo took a bevy of pictures to document the unit's condition when I moved in; I'd pointed out that the floor was kind of beat up. So I'm being a good farang and limiting the additional damage].
On the back of the package were instructions in Thai as well as an English translation. Here's the translation:
Protector DiscS
Purposing in use :-
To be fixed on an end of the legs of tables or chairs to protect from crashing to a delicate floor, as wood pake floor, resin mat, vinyl tile and other furnitures
To be fixed on the wall in your bathroom or toilet, for releasing smash from the door opened [that was my favorite part]
To be be fixed on all kinds of your things, to protect from tracing, cracking and damages.
TO BE CAREFULL :-
It should be better if you clean the area with sandpaper or something like this, full smoothingly, before fixed on.
It makes me wonder what my Thai sounds like to the locals